r/AskMen Aug 26 '22 Wholesome Take My Energy All-Seeing Upvote hehehehe Silver Facepalm Helpful

typical mod garbage BONK! Overly sexual questions are no longer allowed.


Sup horndogs!

It came to our attention that the collective mind has drifted too far into the gutter. And no not that kind of "came", for fucks sake. We've received many complaints from the community that the questions in this subreddit have gotten increasingly horny, and honestly I agree. See? And you fuckers say we don't listen. It's not that we don't, it's that we don't give a fuck, except when shit gets really bad.

There are only so many times a person can read about why buttsex is so popular or what the best position is or what was the freakiest sex, before succumbing to unclean thoughts themselves, which is not what Jesus would want from us.

That's why automoderator has been purposefully sexually repressed in order to harbour a healthy hatred towards all things horny. Honestly, you're on fucking reddit, it's full of porn as it is. If you want to read people make sexy shit up, go to /r/AskRedditAfterDark, that's where all the other teenagers are. Or a billion of other bad erotica subs.

A side effect of sending you all to horny jail is that some pretty "general" words were added to the filter so if your question gets removed for something that is not horny, send us a modmail. Should say so in the removal comment anyway, but who reads those am I right??

There is also a report reason available if some bodily fluids still manage to drip past the filter if you get what I mean. Remember, only you can prevent forest fires horny shitposts.

Anyway, that is all, remember to read the Bible (or regional equivalent) and keep your gonads in your pants. Clean is mean or some shit.


r/AskMen 6h ago

MEN: What would you do if you found out your gf was physically flirty with a dude at work?


r/AskMen 20h ago

What is something you will never tolerate in a relationship or with someone you’re trying to get into a relationship with?


r/AskMen 4h ago

Men who are over 30 and still have never been in a relationship, how did you come to terms with it?


I am asking from an emotional standpoint. All advices I've heard till now are always along the lines of "you are too young, keep at it", "just focus on a hobby", "find meaning in something else like volunteering", "focus on your job" etc.

All of these are just about deflecting or ignoring the reality so you don't have to deal with it. I'm asking how did you convince yourself that "it's okay to be unwanted".

r/AskMen 20h ago

When do you consider telling your mother about a girl?


I (28F) had a first date with a guy (32M) recently. It went well, and we have been texting/calling. He asked me to attend an formal event with him that’s in a couple of weeks, and I accepted. But now he told me (a few days after our first date) that he told his mom about me. He said that she’s wondering when she’ll meet me.

I’m having some anxiety now, because I don’t want to romanticize anything. Now it feels like we’ve jumped from 0 to 100 in 3 days.

So my question is: am I overreacting or is this happening way too fast?

r/AskMen 7h ago

Guys with saggy sacks like me, what underwear doesn't constantly give moose knuckles?


All the underwear I can find has a seam right up the center which flosses my balls and is regularly a source of discomfort

r/AskMen 8h ago

How often have you been scared for your girlfriend/wife’s safety?


r/AskMen 13h ago Wholesome

How many of you have a better life divorced or single and never married?


r/AskMen 10h ago

I’m 58m, how do I make friends at this age?


r/AskMen 12h ago

What traits do you look for in a girlfriend that indicate she would be a good mother?


Edit: many of you are mentioning kind and nurturing - isn’t this the basis for a relationship? I would expect both people to be this way.

r/AskMen 10h ago

I'm almost 39, the ear hair situation is becoming...untenable, how do you guys deal with it?


Tweezing time per day is increasingly asymptotically. Sometimes they're 1 cm or longer before I can even see them. Increasingly they're white and hide in plain sight. Halp.

r/AskMen 25m ago

You have $50 to spend on groceries/food for the entire week — how are you making the most out of this money?


Recipes and tips appreciated 🙏

r/AskMen 7h ago

What's your favorite podcast?


r/AskMen 5h ago

Men, has an office interaction ever felt weird to you when everyone else thought it was just banter? And if yes, did you do anything about it?


I myself have one. So I wore torn/distressed jeans to work one day, the one with loose threads on the knee. Two of my female colleagues, who are funny people and I like them, started poking in it with their fingers. Everyone was laughing, but didn't feel funny to me. But I just pretended to laugh and then got away from their. Never wore those jeans again to work.

r/AskMen 8h ago

What’s the best meal your girlfriend or wife ever cooked for you?


r/AskMen 1d ago

How do you become a real man after being a loser for most of your 20s?


r/AskMen 1d ago Silver

I've been seeing a lot of talk on "the loneliness of men" lately and I'm still fresh when it comes to reading into it. Asking out of genuine curiosity, what do you as men think the solution to mass male loneliness is?



r/AskMen 10h ago

What does it take for a woman to get a date with you?


How does she need to look? What does she need to say?

r/AskMen 1d ago Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy

Men with kids, what would you tell a man who was on the fence about having them?


r/AskMen 1m ago

How did you conquer your fear of STIs eg Herpes ?


r/AskMen 20m ago

Men who aspire for greatness but are stuck in an average life, what can we do to get out and achieve greatness?


Is there hope?

r/AskMen 47m ago

how do you react to your partner bringing up things that happened a long ago but weren't discussed?


r/AskMen 5h ago

What makes a shady young man?


r/AskMen 9h ago

Men who recovered from a toxic relationship and found a partner, how did you become trusting again?


It was one heck of a ride and has left me shaken. I know "not all womenTM" but my heart is now fragile and I make sure my interactions with all women are seen as strictly platonic. That doesn't help since I want the package (cuddles, movie nights, kids) but I don't think I will recover if I end up with heartbreak again.

If you have been through it, how did you recover, how long did it take?

For context, its been a few months, I am happy by myself, hit the gym, meet friends, enjoy work.

r/AskMen 2h ago

Whats your go-to browser game for boring workdays?


r/AskMen 20h ago

How do you cope with overthinking about almost everything?